Potato News! (LIVE)

This is Potato News here coming with Potato News and today, we will be reporting about chicken nugget prices, they are going SKY HIGH and we demand lower prices because I CAN’T AFFORD ALL THESE 50 CHICKEN NUGGETS!

Breaks desk and dies 

Why you gotta be so mean?

Why you gotta be so mean, Donut King? I mean like, yeah, it’s funny but…… If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. I mean like why you gotta be so mean? Donuts are overrated! Everyone eat them for DESERT! They all want to eat donuts because they are delicious! Everyone seems to like to kill your family! Who eats potatoes and chickens for desert? NOBODYWho eats all their food just to eat potatoes? NOBODY! Who liked donuts because they are “nice”?  

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And yes, my Chromebook DID freeze! And it DID take for ever!

 

Alphabetical About Me Thing

Hello! I will be doing a Alphabetical About Me thing because I am really bored right now!

Artist

Blessed

Chinese

Dapper

Elegant

Forgiving

Gamer

Honest

Innocent

Joker

Kind-hearted

Loving

Merry

Neat

Optimistic

Peaceful

Quiet (sometimes)

Respectful

Sweet

Trustworthy

User-friendly

Vangejaewipga

Weird

Xjewapoejgaoqpjignqgw

Young

Zgowejgwhwagh

Why Dogs Are Different Than Cats (Original)

When you feel like getting a new pet, you can’t decide whether get a dog, cat, etc! But I have reasons why you should get a dog! Dogs are great for people who live alone or need company. People might get depressed being alone all day but if they get a dog, they will quit the depression and live with a dog!

Dogs are alerted when there is an intruder or problem. Like, when the house is on fire, the dog barks and alert their owner. When there is an intruder, the dog barks and scares the intruder away and to alert the owner. In this way, it keeps the owner safe from danger.

When you feel like telling a secret to someone but don’t know who, you can always count on your dog! Since dogs don’t speak the human language, you can always tell them! Your partner in crime will never tell a secret! Those adorable eyes can’t break secrets, can they? Now, THAT is the question that I need answers from!

When you are too lazy to go exercising but your adorable dog wants to go on  walk, what do you do? Well, the answer is GET UP YOUR LAZY BUM AND WALK THAT DOG! I mean like, that’s what I’d do if I ever get a dog! Dogs help you and themselves but walking. I call that daily exercise!

Dogs are adorable, furry, popular, and majestic creatures! If I ever get a dog, I would want Siberian husky, German shepherd, Labrador retriever, golden retriever, pug, border collie, Yorkshire terrier, shih tzu, malinois dog, Pomeranian, Akita, Australian shepherd, st. Bernard, old English sheepdog, Alaskan malamute, cardigan welsh corgi, bichon frise, great Pyrenees, Shetland sheepdog, Norwich terrier, or a corgi! I pretty much don’t mind which kind of dog I get as long as it is obedient and cute! If it was a boy, I would call it Buddy. If it was a girl, I would call it Kallie. I love dogs!

 

Why dogs are different than cats

 

    One time, I was on my iPad and found out that cats are more popular than dogs. I respect dogs and cats but there is something about those two that is different.  A lot of dogs are bigger than cats but there is also dogs that can fit in a tea cup! I, even myself think that dogs are cuter than cats but cats are also cute.

    Dogs must be bathed by humans but cats sometimes don’t because cats wash themselves. I recently found out that cats actually like baths. Cats go into water ONLY if humans don’t force them to. Cats usually sleep all day and be lazy all day (that’s me) while dogs are on the other side. Dogs are playful and energetic.

    Dogs are like guards and when intruders try to rob a house, building, etc and instead of keep sleeping, dogs bark and alert the owner about the intruder. Cats are heavy sleepers and think humans are only just servants. Cats won’t care about the intruder and continue on sleeping which is a big problem. Cats are usually grumpy when they are woken up by noise or other.

    Dogs bark when they need to do their “business” but since cats aren’t so loud, they use litter boxes. Cats are usually aggressive if not fed but I am not sure about dogs cause I never experience having a dog as a pet. I learn about animals from my best friend, Jessica. 

Fun Fact: Some people think that horses are huge dogs. 

Potato Lord is Offended

Y’all losers gotta stop eating potatoes, the Potato Lord is offended. Stop saying potatoes suck *cough* Andrew *cough*.

The truth about this is that this is just to waste your time, now get off of my lawn!

My avatar

My avatar is a girl with black hair and brown eyes because that is what I look like in real life! I rather want to become a potato though. The reason why I have a pony tail is because in the past, I’d always have a pony tail. Now, I do fishtails and whatever my mind want me to do!

 

Ma rabbit homie, Bunbun

 

Sometimes in life, your pet dies. My rabbit improved my life. My rabbit was close to me.

He makes me calm. He makes me happy. He makes me feel better in life. He makes me feel useful. I love him. I wish he was still with me. When he died, it shattered my heart. He ended up fixing my heart in rabbit heaven if that even is a thing.

What people need to know is that I love him. Deep down in my heart, it makes me sad when I think about him. He makes me calm because whenever I am upset, I think of him and he makes me calm. Whenever I need to do something calm, I can think of him like when I am frustrated, I think of him. He makes me calm. Calmness is what i think of him.

He makes me happy whenever I am alone, I think of him and he makes me feel happiness, calmness, and love. My parents are always at work except on Wednesdays. They love me, but they are at work. There is no one there to care for me except for my brother but we were not always best friends. We get along mostly but we also can fight.

Bunbun makes me feel better when I am broken inside. He fixes me with his cuteness, cuddliness, and fluffiness. He fixes me in rabbit heaven. I’m broken when I feel sad, depressed, alone, and/or upset. I am realizing that when your pet or family member dies, it is a really hard time for you.  My rabbit, Bunbun has improved my life.

Why it sucks being 100 years old!

 Why it sucks being 100 years old!

Yes, I know. I am Asain. 

 

      AH! MY BACK! MY STUPID BACK! Have you ever had that moment when you are just reading and listening to your favorite music (my favorite songs are Faded, Alone, and Sing Me To Sleep) and you just want to top it off with a nice, warm hot cocoa? You are likely to get up from your lazy bum and go get it.  Well, guess what? You just got up and POPPED YOUR STUPID BACK! This is why it sucks being old! (And I am writing this when I am 9 and a half years old.) Yeah, old people may be cute but it still sucks. It sucks because you will be weak and won’t be able to do much stuff  how you used to.

      “Emily, can you please go upstairs to my bedroom and give me my glasses? My knees aren’t working like how they use to back then.”  You can’t run as much and you have to be slow. You will be afraid a little because you are getting closer to death. Your grandchildren/children will be like, “darnit, I already miss that chocolate pie she made for me all the time!”

 

      You will wish you could eat that last piece of chocolate cake you didn’t eat yesterday. You wish you bought that new dress for your granddaughter’s wedding last year. Most of all, you wish you had bought that xbox when you got the chance to before someone else got it last Black Friday. All the memories come back and make you cry.

 

      This is why it sucks being old. Welp, that’s that. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this in honor of the 100th day of school! Love y’all! (HAHA! I’M LYING!)