just ten minutes before, karma had called up christopher green and asked him to meet her at the local cafe for some coffee. they needed to talk. christopher green slid into the booth across from karma. “wazzup homedog?” he asked very gangsterly. “listen christopher green. i have this really hard decision to make and its just so hard i just dont know how to make this super hard decision. its hard.” karma is close to tears. christopher green hurridly spoke. “negative homeslice dont start the water works. ive done some hard decisions before so i may be able to help you out.” wait, you have?” asked karma. “duh.” said christopher green. “fourteen years ago i had to choose between being a sensational rapper and an english teacher. i choose sensational rapper, but my mom made me become an english teacher. best decision i ever made.” christopher green starts crying with the memory of it. “wow! thats really inspirational! thanks chrisopher green!” karma got up and left to go face her really hard decision to make and its just so hard she just doesnt know how to make this super hard decision. its hard.
(actual picture of karma and christopher green)